And here we are in the living room. The door to the master bedroom is straight ahead to the left of the fireplace. The door to another bed/bath suite is on the right. The third bedroom door is out of frame, closer to the camera and to the right.

Let's look at the fireplace. You wouldn't notice unless you stuck your face right in there like this, but there is a mirror at the back of the fireplace that, if this thing actually works, would reflect the flames to make the room look brighter. This thing is gas if it's real.

There's a cable hook-up above the fireplace, so we could just perch a flat screen TV set on top.

There's a slight crack in the mantel. I pushed on it, but it's not moving. Maybe the owner tried to break it, but it was too sturdy.

Here's some "charm" for you. If you look closely, you can see this light switch plate is on crooked.

Here is how a window shade is supposed to look. The windows are really BIG and I'm looking up at the shade.

Here is how a window shade is NOT supposed to look. It's clipped on there with a red and a blue clip.

I moved the shade and took a peek to see what's under there. Looks broken! We'd definitely need to get that taken care of. We'd probably get some nice window treatments and lose the industrial shades anyway.


I can look out the window and over at the neighbor's patio if I'm feeling nosy.

Here's the long view of the living room. It's 26 feet long and about 15 feet wide. I have my back to the doors of the third bedroom.
The fireplace is to my right and the kitchen is to my left.